
New Year for the Pac
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The surest sign that college football has again returned to our collective consciousness is the debut of the BPRs. For newbies, these much ballyhooed ratings come from proprietary software run by the BootComputer, handing out numerical ratings each week to the conference programs. But the sweet icing on the cake is the sharp and insightful commentary that Tree Boy provides...
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Pac-10
BootPowerRatings™
As of 8/28/02
Below are our exclusive
BootPowerRatings™ of the Pac-10 conference. Each week
during the football season, we will release our secret-formula
rating of all teams of the Pac-10. The BootPowerRating™
(BPR) is calculated by utilizing a range of factors rumored to
include: past results, statistics, common-opponent comparative
results factor, strength-of-schedule, home-stadium environment,
cheerleader attitude and an unrevealed school spirit multiplier.
The resulting rating score falls within a 1-100 scale, where 100
approximates a Rose Bowl-bound team and a score of 1 is somewhere
south of D-1.
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1.
Washington St.
[BPR=93] |
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| Recent Pac-10 history shows us that an
experienced, pro-worthy QB returning
for his senior year is a springboard to conference success.
If this pattern
holds, the Cougs should be ready to make another run at the
Pac-10 crown.
This lofty, preseason ranking bestowed upon them by the BootComputer comes with
a warning: the last time Price's Panthers went 10-2, they
followed it up
with a 3-8 encore. [Cougfan.com] |
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2.
Oregon
[BPR=90] |
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| With the departure of Hype Harrington, the Oregon
AD had to find another
candidate to waste Phil Knight's Nike bucks; enter Onterrio
Smith. Joey
wasn't the only Duck to flee Eugene, as a record 7
webbed-footers took their
skills to the NFL, depleting the Oregon secondary in the
process. If Mike
"BCS Buddy" Bellotti is going to keep the Quackers
among the nation's elite,
he will have to do so without offensive coordinator Jeff
Tedford, who opted
to work with troubled youth in the Bay Area. [eDuck Sports] |
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3.
Washington
[BPR=85] |
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| As bad
as the Huskies' defense was last year, one can only assume it
is going
to get better this year. Besides, do you really think Satan
would let Ricky
N. suffer through a bad season? Throw in Cody
"4" Pick-etts, Reggie
Williams and scatback Rich Alexis, and you have a fairly
lethal triad on
offense. Bonus for U-Dub: perennial bully Stanford not
on schedule.
[Dawgman.com] |
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4.
Stanford
[BPR=82] |
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| In
addition to leaving a bitter taste in Cardinalmaniacs' mouths
(and making
some light of pocket) the Screw-attle Bowl marked the end of
The Sheriff's
stay on The Farm. Amidst the sea of new faces stands
Chris Lewis, who has
been put in charge of Operation Cardinal by new front man
Buddy Teevens.
With pundits setting low expectations, this Stanford squad is
looking to
make its mark nationally as they begin their quest to
"shock the world." [TheBootleg.com] |
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5.
USC
[BPR=79] |
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| After finishing the regular season with 4
straight wins (never mind that they were against the league's
worst teams) the Toejams returned to early season form and
rolled over in their bowl game against Utah. But fear not!!
Carson Palmer is back, leading a talented team loaded with
potential. Sound familiar? As Pete Carroll takes another
"step in the right direction," banners displaying
the team motto of "Commitment to Mediocrity" hang in
the hallowed halls of Yesterday U. [WeAreSC.com] |
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6.
UCLA
[BPR=74] |
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| The good news: Corey "Incomplete" Paus
is healthy and ready to get behind center again. The bad news:
see above. I know I say this every year, but this is Toledo's
last chance to save his job. Take essentially the same team
that tanked last year, remove the 3 best position players on
that team, jack up expectations even higher, and you have the
2002 Ruins. Sayonara, Bobby. [Bruin Report Online] |
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7.
Oregon St.
[BPR=71] |
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| After a banner season just 2 years ago, the
Pelted Ones quickly returned to the sewers in 2001. None fell
harder than tailback Ken Simonton, who went from Heisman
hopeful to a 3-feet-and-a-cloud-of-turf type of runner.
Assuming Erickson's juco ringers can stay eligible, the Beavs
should remain somewhat competitive for now. [BeaverFootball.com] |
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8.
Arizona
[BPR=65] |
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| For some unknown reason, the Kittens are the
trendy pick for conference dark horse this year. The experts
point to the fact that Mackovic is in his second season, has
brought in 2 solid recruiting classes, and most importantly,
has gotten the team out from under the watchful eye of Tree
Boy. With the difficulty level of their non-conference slate
rivaling that of Kansas State, Arizona should collect a
handful of wins before eliminating themselves from bowl
contention by November. [CatTracks.net] |
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9.
Arizona St.
[BPR=60] |
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| The only team with a game under their belts, the
Solar Satans are off and limping in 2002. Perhaps seeking
revenge from a loss 6 years ago, the Big Red rolled their way
to a 48-10 whipping, welcoming freshman QB Chad Christensen to
big time football. A home game against non-conference
appetizer Eastern Washington should help ease the pain. [DevilsDigest.com] |
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10.
California
[BPR=7] |
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| The more things change, the more they stay the
same. Despite a new head coach and a sanction involving a bowl
ban, this is still the same old bumbling bear squad from
Berserkeley. The weenies treaded record BPR territory last
year, and were it not for a mercy win at Rutgers, they would
have finished in the minus. No such patsy can be found on this
year's schedule, which includes an extra game, allowing room
for Tedford to break the recently established high water mark
of 10 losses. [CyberBears] |
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