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The Piece of Cake Edition

Can I get a lay-up?

Well, well, well. It's not supposed to be that easy to whip the L.A. schools in Maples, is it? That was a big homestand. Sure, the toejams stink like a feed lot, but the Bruins are a very good team and we handled them. We defended Maples. And suddenly we are tied for third in the conference with four to play. And we are playing better than cal or Sparky or the Buffaloes.

Follow @TheBootleg We played three very good consecutive halves of basketball this weekend on both ends. Contrast that with the weenies across the bay or with Sparky, who we play on Wednesday night in the great homo-xenophobic golf course resort of Arizona, who didn't play any good halves of basketball this weekend, and we start to look like the favorite for a stand-alone third place in the...

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